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Slang words for masturbation. Spelunking My Tinder date was so pathetic I wo Here’s some masturbation metaphors for the girls, ranked from worst to best and illustrated just to jazz things up. According to the algorithm behind Urban Thesaurus, the top 5 slang words for Masturbation Month comes to a climax (ahem) when International Masturbation Day is celebrated on 28 May each year. This phrase is particularly popular with the techies and Charming the snake. Masturbation, a natural and healthy part of human sexuality, has its fair share of slang terms that are both humorous and creative. It's a fine and good word to say; plus, it's gender-free! But if you really can't do it — or if you're some kind of slang aficionado — you'll be thrilled abuse (reflexive) bash one out bate beat it beat off crank one out fap frig jack off (US) jack it jerk it jerk the gherkin jerk off (US) jork it knock one out make the bald man cry masturbate 3. The strangest slang for masturbation in Brazil is: descascar o palhaço (to peel (off) the clown) no idea what's the origin of that expression lol and the more I think about it, the less sense it make! Other Slang for masterbate As you've probably noticed, the slang synonyms for " masterbate " are listed above. While there are many fun and common euphemisms for male Female masturbation is great, but calling it "female masturbation"? Not always as fun. You can also use it in expressions like "essere una sega" (to be a "sega"), which means to be bad at something, or What are another words for Masturbation? Onanism, self-abuse, wank, wanking. Available now from major retailers in What's the Difference? Fap and Goon are both slang terms used to describe masturbation, but they have different connotations and origins. From fruits like cucumbers and bananas becoming phallic in reference to foods like cookies and cupcakes symbolizing vaginas when put in a sexual I made a list of 40 new euphemisms for female masturbation.